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Monday, October 13, 2003

Bush to World: "I'm addicted to stupid" 

WASHINGTON D.C. In a press conference today George Bush admitted that he was addicted to stupid.

"Since I was little I've been addicted to stupid. You could probably tell by my decision to pour all of the tax money into the military, get us stuck in Iraq, and give the rest of our money to my rich friends," Bush said.

Bush then continued, "Since Rush (Limbaugh) admitted that he was addicted to pain killers I decided it was a good time to admit that I am addicted to stupid."

Donald Rumsfeld then ran on the stage, pushed Bush away from the podium and said "The President does not mean what he's saying. It's all a big joke! A joke!"

Rush Limbaugh then concluded the press conference by blaming Clinton.

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