HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Yeah, so, yesterday I was watching the ten o'clock news when I saw a feature about the world series and baseball and whatever the hell is going on right now. And they showed some fans outside waving around their shirts and showing stuff they'd written on their bloated, reddish stomachs.

One man's chest stated in large Sharpie-blackened letters, "Boston sucks!" or the like. Well, that seems rude. I mean sure, you can hate the team, but do you have to hate their whole city as well? Wouldn't it be "the Red Sox suck!" or something? I think it would all fit on his stomach if he stretched his flab a little. And now here's the really annoying part; I mean, this just shows how stupid some people are. He wrote "Boston sucks!" when the clear pun would be something such as "Red sucks" or, if you prefer "Red Sux". There are many options, but I know no self-respecting feminist, baseball fan, Nazi, Canadian, or me would pass up a good pun when he sees one, eh? So seriously folks, if you're from New York and you want to get drunk and scribble all over your features, have one of your sober friends think of something clever to write before you go embarassing yourself in front of Katie Tong.

Nicky

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