HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

So... Halloween today... special episode. So, being somewhat of a loser, I am neither tricking, nor am I treating. There were some complications, combined with the fact that my other friends are losers too. I probably could have gone to that intra-school party and gotten drunk with everyone else. Woo... wait, wait, sorry: WHOOT!

Anywho, this episode isn't about how much of a loser I am, nor is it about my distaste towards chemical stimulants, nor is it about my affinity towards proper and slightly archaeic speech.

Yes, this episode is about none of these things.

So, I went to school again today, as I tend to do on weekdays, but this was no ordinary school day, this was Halloween. I think Laguardia is the only school that actually celebrates the holiday of Halloween. We were actually allowed to leave around 1:30. That was fun. Wait, no it wasn't, it was lame. Anyway, I keep getting side-tracked.

I wanted to talk about all the wacky costumes I saw today. As we are an art school, we had a variety of cool costumes, all though I wasn't really THAT impressed. There was a costume parade later and it was kind of cool. Like they walked down this big stair case in the middle of the first floor, and there were a couple cool costumes. Like two girls were dressed as Xena and Gabriel, and I'm not sure if it was real or they were pretending, but it looked like they stopped and kissed. Man, that got a BIG cheer. Then there were some Playboy bunnies, and they kissed too, but it wasn't as original. Man.

Oh... kay... right, what was I talking about... oh yeah. After my mom picked me up and we were driving through the Bronx up to my country house, I saw a lot of little four and five year old girls dressed as little princesses and angels and stuff. Isn't that darling? It made me think. They start as princesses, and before you know it (you being... I don't know who), they're whores. Honestly.

Let's do a breakdown of the costumes of girls in the 9th grade:

Angels: 20%
Devils: 15%
Anime Chicks and Video Game Characters: 5%
Various Other (pixies, faeries, surgeons): 10%
Whores: 50%

That's right. Fifty percent! Actually, it might be more than that. I just totally made that chart up. But it's pretty close. And the girls that weren't whores, the faeries, the angels, the devils, they all looked like slutty faeries, angels, and devils. Good thing most of the sluttiest looking girls were hot. Man, it was an interesting day. Honestly, some girls were wearing basically glorified lingerie sets. Or whatever they're called. Man, I've seen so many thighs, so much underwear. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I've seen skirts that bring new definition to the word "mini".

Ah! Hot. Honestly, I don't mean they looked like prostitutes, they were actually going as them. You know, like, "What are you?"
"A whore" or "I'm a prostitute with a bit of a drug addiction". I kept thinking I was in a lingerie commercial. I kept almost saying, "What is sexy? Doo doo doo doo doo duh deh duh dee doo doo." Then I'd blow on their hair. Ouch. That wasn't a good idea. Nah, I just made that up. Duh. No seriously, uh... what was I... okay, whatever.

On a closing note, today was very educational. I learned that deep down inside, most girls, even the nice ones, want to be admired every once in a while. I also learned which girls have really good abs. That's pretty much all I gots to say. See you around. Oh, and if any of you see me, please, give me some candy. My sugar levels are dangerously isotonic. Bye.

Nicky

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