HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Well, this may very well not work, but I'm going to try it. I want to write a few paragraphs of a story, and then you, the reader will suggest ways to continue it. It can be anything as long as it sort of makes sense, so that pretty much disqualifies Jeremy. It can include aliens, or zombie hampsters or it could just be about people, but it has to be interesting if you want me to write about it. So, here's the first part, which I expect to come out as pretty neutral:

DEE DEE DEE DEE! DEE DEE DEE DEE!

Ah shit, Cliff thought to himself as his alarm blasted wave after wave of nauseating beeps into his ear. He smashed his alarm clock with his hand, but after the clock failed to shatter, he realized that he wasn't in a cartoon. He got up.

Okay. The end. Short, huh? Right, that's because the rest is up to you. I'm not sure how this should work. If you just have an idea, you can shout it out, or if you're more creatively inclined you could actually write the next section. Email it to me and if it's any good, I'll post it.

If you have ANYTHING to tell me, do it: okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.