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So anyway, it was paycheck day at midstate, since Cliff never actually worked there, he took Kornfeld's paycheck after he beat him out of the story. Then he went back home. He snuck in so his parents wouldn't see him. He crept back in to his room and put duct tape over his pet rock.
"Whvvuvhuvvhuvv," the rock muffled. Cliff walked over to his money box. The money box was actually a big cardboard box labeled "Dad's porn." Cliff jumped in the box. He fell down a long tunnel and landed in a big black leather chair. He turned around in the chair and his girlfriends were there waiting for him.

Okay, let's see what you people can add to that.