HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Yeah... I just posted, but I was talking to a friend of mine when I met upon a horrifying realization: This site is only cool if you like reading stream-of-thought-style rambling.

I mean, I have this vague expectation that people will read it and be like, "he's angry about stuff. That's cool." What's that about? Well, all I know is it works over at Maddox's site (http://maddox.xmission.com, brilliant in a cocaine-addled way) and I don't even agree with all of the stuff he says. But this really all leads me to this: sex sells. Yes, sex sells. Remember when shampoo commercials used to advertise the hair-cleaning attributes of shampoo? Nowadays it's about really hot women, or at least curtain-covered sillhouttes of them, having orgasms in their showers, which admittedly makes for a much more action-packed shampoo commercial. But my point is, how much of America's consumer market could possibly be run by our libidos? Apparently a lot. Most of it. And why are all these shampoo commercials directed towards men, anyway? You'd figure girls like "stimulating" (AH HA!) commercials. I mean, you could easily have naked male models showering and making grunting noises, or whatever it is that those male models do. Can you possibly tell me that the entire Neutrogena target audience is men and lesbians? Well, it's late and I suspect that I'm growing continually less coherent. Good night, everyone.

Nicky