HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I decided to start another segment thingy that has multiple different entries all relating to the title. So far I've started a Random Song Review one. So I decided to add another one entitled: Moves Not to see. Think of it as a time-saving guide. SO here goes the first entry.

First off, my sister is the one who keeps putting this on TV. And when I watched it I was only half paying attention, I was also working on one of my amusement parks for Roller Coaster Tycoon. So here's what I got out of it. Goldie Hawn goes to visit Susan Serandon. Apparently they used to be Banger Sisters. Goldie Hawn is still one but Susan Serandon is a mother who gets taken advantage of by her kids and husband. So yeah. A lot of nothing happens for a while and then the movie climaxes to when Susan cuts her hair and they both go out to a club. Then the movie sort of ends and Goldie Hawn goes home or something.

God damn did this movie suck. From the ads I thought it was something like they both go around and are constantly clubbin' and being groupies and living the wild life (la vida loca). But all that happens is that they go to one club. I also remember Serandon's character complaining that all of her clothes were beige when she wanted to go to a club. I guess there was a moral somewhere like "don't become a square" or "Goldie Hawn's character had implants done for this character" but I'm not really sure. So unless you're Jeremy and want to see this movie just to look at Hawn's fake knockers, don't waste your freaking time. You have better things to do like play video games or listen to music. Seriously, those things are a better use of your time. Later.