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Wednesday, September 03, 2003
Joe Millionaire 2: This Time, It's Even Worse
Joe Millionaire 2. Let's just think about that for a second. Joe Millionaire 2. Remember Joe Millionaire 1? They took a bunch of poor, deluded girls and told them that if Whosey liked them, they would win 50 million dollars, or something like that. I never really watched it. Fast forward several weeks, and they're doing it again.
Now I'm going to say something, and it may seem obvious to you folk of ordinary intelligence, but apparently it wasn't to some, let's say... TV execs. All right, this is it: they've already DONE THIS. Okay, I haven't done any research on the specifics of this sequel, but you'd think the girs would be a little smarter this time. You know? "Hey, girls. How would you like to go to a great big mansion and meet a handsome billionaire?"
"Holy cow! I can't lose! Wait, maybe it's a trick? But no, TV producers wouldn't want to exploit me."
Maybe they just wander around until they've found girls who've never heard of the show. I'll bet there are about 30 or whatever attractive girls in America who've never heard of the show. The conversation might go something like this:
"Hey, have you ever heard of the reality TV show, Joe Millionaire?"
"Uh... no."
"You sure? The one where they trick the girls into thinking they'll get a chance to marry a billionaire, but he's really pretty poor?"
"Nope."
"Well, have I got a business proposition for you!"
Yeah. Well, lucky for them, America is full of idiots. Good bye.
Nicky
Now I'm going to say something, and it may seem obvious to you folk of ordinary intelligence, but apparently it wasn't to some, let's say... TV execs. All right, this is it: they've already DONE THIS. Okay, I haven't done any research on the specifics of this sequel, but you'd think the girs would be a little smarter this time. You know? "Hey, girls. How would you like to go to a great big mansion and meet a handsome billionaire?"
"Holy cow! I can't lose! Wait, maybe it's a trick? But no, TV producers wouldn't want to exploit me."
Maybe they just wander around until they've found girls who've never heard of the show. I'll bet there are about 30 or whatever attractive girls in America who've never heard of the show. The conversation might go something like this:
"Hey, have you ever heard of the reality TV show, Joe Millionaire?"
"Uh... no."
"You sure? The one where they trick the girls into thinking they'll get a chance to marry a billionaire, but he's really pretty poor?"
"Nope."
"Well, have I got a business proposition for you!"
Yeah. Well, lucky for them, America is full of idiots. Good bye.
Nicky