HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

As you may know, I saw The Brotherhood of the Wolf yesterday and reviewed it. I was watching the Jackie Chan adventures on the WB today, and I'll tell you, there's no compare. Even an animated Jackie Chan can kick the asses of everyone in that movie. Sweet.

There's these three chi warriors or something, and they work for this little evil wizard guy. The warriors are totally sweet. They're orange and sort of insectoid and look a LITTLE like the Protoss in Starcraft, and they have these kick-ass weapons that they wield with proficiency. One has this big-ass hammer, and the other two have a staff that turns into nunchucks, and a three-bladed thing that he throws around and stuff. And they can all make them fly around really fast and stuff. Like the guy throws his spinny thing and it totally chops a building in half. Man, Jackie Chan Adventures rocks the house. And the choreography is way better than that French stuff. Hey, I love the French, but that movie did not have great fight scenes. They had this fight scene between those three dudes and all Jackie had was a matress and he kicked their asses. I'd rather watch six episodes of Jackie Chan instead of that movie, it's about the same length of time (actually, six episodes is slightly shorter), because they have more fights and a plot that's actually more interesting. At the end of this episode, I was sad because I probably wouldn't get to see the episode tomorrow and I wanted to see what would happen, and the next show is Pokemon. Pokemon is no Jackie Chan Adventures. And that Uncle guy. He's so cool! He's like, "Ja-CKIE!" and he goes, "One mohw thing..." and he totally slaps Jackie with his fingers. And Uncle is a kickass fighter. Once he got this talisman that restored his youthful energy and he kicked this big, Dragonball Z-style guy's ass. And in this episode, he fought off this great sorceror with only a newt and some herbs. It kicked ass.

So in conclusion, watch the Jackie Chan Adventures, not The Brotherhood of the Wolf. You'll thank me later.

Nicky