HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Now, some of you may not no who Jake Gyllenhaal is. Let me try and fill you in. He's a fairly young, up-and-coming actor. He's starred in movies like Donnie Darko, October Sky, and Moonlight Mile, which I just saw. Here is a picture: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/gifs/0821entmoonlight.jpg. See, he's got that hair, the sort of weird lips, all that. And you all know Tobey Maguire of the Cider House Rules, and Spider-Man and everything. He looks a little like this: http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-341-tobeymaguire.jpg. No you can't look at them and tell me they don't look the same. Goddamnit, as I write these words, my argument is falling apart. They don't look that much alike. But if you see one of them in a movie, and then a few months, like, eight months later, you see the other one in a movie, they look exactly the same. And it can be very frightening. Like a bad trip, probably. I think it's probably just as bad as a bad drug experience. So, I have to go, because my mom is yelling at me. I hope you enjoy my stuff, because I've had to go through a lot of yelling to get to you guys. Good bye. And good night.

Nicky