HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

The Disney Channel. God what a waste of airwave space. The Disney Channel is the worst television station out there. Even worse than the Food Network (thanks to Iron Chef). Now I'm going to pick apart all of the shows into little bite sized pieces so you'll understand why they suck so much behind.

1. Lizzie Mcguire: This show is probably the worst one. The plots are all the same: Lizzie and her friends do stuff. Something happens. Everyone learns a lesson about life. There are random "funny" parts placed in there somewhere. What I hate the most is how this propelled Hillary Duff's career (Lizzie). She's not a good actress and she's an even worse singer. What I don't understand is how anyone's career can do well with a last name of Duff. So, don't watch this show and carry a firearm with you so you can kill Hillary Duff if you see her.

2. That's so Raven: I hate this show for the same reason as Lizzie Mcguire. It has practically the same premis except Raven is psychic. And there's random "comedy" sprinkled in there somewhere. I also hate how this propelled Raven's career. Because she also sucks. Also, I don't know what's wrong with her. She changed her name to Raven. If you're going to change your name to just one name, why in the name of god would you pick Raven? I also hate her. This is another reason to carry a firearm. Kill them both!

3. Kim Possible: This is an animated show which I hate for the same reason as I did Batman. The same thing always happened. She always won. Except I liked Batman because I watched it when I was little and didn't understand that Batman needs to win in order to stay on the air. But Kim Possible is programmed for teenagers. So who the hell are they trying to fool? I loathe this show.

4. Even Stevens: I hate this show because it's been Disney'd up. I like the boy (Shia LeBoeuf). He's actually a good actor (you'd know if you've seen Project Greenlight or the Battle of Shaker Heights). He just got stuck with a really terrible role in Even Stevens. It's probably why he swears so much on Project Greenlight. He's still pissed at Disney. I would be too. So yeah.

In conclusion, don't watch Disney because everything on it is boring, predictable and crappy. It all sucks, don't waste your time. And kill anyone associated with them if you come across them. Peace out.