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Nobody here is as big of a classic rock fan as me. Most people who visit this site should know that. That's why I enjoyed the movie 'School of Rock' so much. Plus Jack Black was in it. In the movie Jack Black subs for a 5th grade prep school class. Then he teaches them about rock and has them play in his band. And they pretty good. Plus you learn a lot about classic rock. Classic Rock is better than any other genre of music out there and I will have you wallow in misery if you think otherwise (I guess that's almost all of you who will be wallowing in misery).
'School of Rock' will give you a basic introduction to rock and roll. It's also a really funny movie. So I strongly urge you to go see it. Otherwise you suck. Anyone who thinks that any other type of music is better sucks. You suck. You wanna fight about it? Meet me in the shout out to this post. Yeah. That's what I thought. Rock and Roll is far superior to any other kind of music. And new age crap rock doesn't count under rock and roll. Because new rock doesn't rock, and it certainly doesn't roll. It just sinks.
So in conlusion, see 'School of Rock' and learn something. You'll be a smarter human being and you'll be much more respected because you're so cool. When Pink Floyd and Van Halen get back together, they'll kick everyone's ass all over again. Then you'll see. "God of Rock. Please allow me to rock this audience all the way to your divine kingdom. Amen". That's my praise, don't try to steal it.