HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Just a note before I start. If you are a fan of friends and you are offended by what I say, write a shout out instead of holding in your anger at me. If you do you'll eventually explode.

The only time I saw a whole episode of friends was last years season primiere. I was forced to watch it by a friend of mine who I'll leave nameless for their own sake (You know who you are). It was the episode where Jennifer Anniston's character (I only know a few of their character's names) just had a baby. And I forget what happened but she kissed Joey but she didn't or whatever (I'm sure friends fans know what happened). But I do remember the comedy of the whole show consisted only of bathroom jokes (which includes sex jokes). The rest of the show was soap opera drama.

That's what friends is now. A soap opera with bathroom jokes. Wasn't it supposed to be a sit-com? Now it's just stupid. The friends are constantly swapping who they're seeing. And the ads are like "Joey and (Jennifer Anniston's character) kiss!" and it shows them kissing. Then they spend 5 episodes using that to peddle more crap. Then the add says "Ross and Phoboe kiss!" and it shows them kissing. The main problem I have with this show (I have other smaller problems with it, like the soap opera and bathroom humor) is that it's a show about "real life". TV should be shows about people who do different stuff in their lives. Friends is supposed to be about normal nobodies leading normal nobody lives. WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE? I want to watch TV shows about people who fight terrorists, and about people who work in the White House and about people who do stuff that I don't. I don't want to watch a stupid show like friends. Why don't I just go out in the world and do what they do? It's more important to worry about your own life than worry about the lives of people who do the exact same thing as you on TV!

Am I the only one who thinks that TV is for taking a look at the abnormal lifestyle and life is for what you want it to be? I mean I'm sure people who work in the White House don't care that much for watching the West Wing. Probably because they don't have enough time, but still. Friends is boring because it's just really damn stupid. There's no more comedy, it's a nightime version of a soap opera and NONE OF IT MATTERS. Some people get so emotional that Ross and Monica shared a kiss or that Joey got fired. It's a waste of your time. It would actually be better for you to watch the Banger Sisters (See post below) than watch Friends. At least the Banger Sisters will tell you something. Friends just plain sucks. Friends sucks. Don't watch it. Because it sucks.