HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Then Cliff met his good friend, Herbert Kornfeld, and they went off to school together. School was not really a school per se, but rather the training center for Midstate Office Supply, AKA the Midstate Crib. Cliff worked in Accounts Payable training, and H-Dog in Accts receivable training.

Herbert talked to Cliff about his first week at Midstate "Judy Metzger, this li'l skank-ass ho from Accounts Payable, be runnin' her ass around the office, puttin' cupcakes wit' the goddamn smiley faces and shit on people's desks. I'm like, "Whus this smiley-face shit y'all be puttin' on my desk?" And she's like, "I made cupcakes for everyone in the office last night!"

Now, I don't take shit from nobody, and I sure as hell don't take no shit from some bitch from Accounts Payable, so I picks up my letter opener and do some crazy kung-fu shit on her. "Flag yo' ass outta here, bitch, and keep yo' fuckin' cupcake shit offa my fly desk. Finally they got to Midstate. It was paycheck day...

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