HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Don't you love those prescription drug ads? The ones where they're like:

(People party down. The atmosphere is kicking.)
Dude (to girl): This party is kicking!
Black Dude: Isn't this great? I'm black!
Disembodied White Guy: Hey, have you heard of the new drug, Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene?
(All heads turn.)
Black Dude: What the fuck?!
Disembodied White Guy: It's the new miracle drug that's changing people's lives.
Black Dude: A drug, you say... I do enjoy a good drug. I am black. That and the gang violence.
DWG: I hear you!
Girl: So... what does this drug do?
DWG: You'll have to ask your doctor if it's right for you.
Girl: But... you could just tell us what it does, so we don't ALL have to go and ask for it.
DWG: Ha ha ha... why can't you all be like this fine, young negro?
Friendly White Guy (picture of drug and box): Ask your doctor if Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene is right for you. Do not use Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene if you are pregnant or may become pregnant. Do not use Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene if you are between the ages 6 and 57. Do not use Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene if you have ever used any other type of drug. Do not use on Monday, Tuesday, or Sunday. Paragloxyphylomenapsolepticolonemene. It could be for you.

Okay... so that got way out of hand. But my point is, what's with those drug ads? In fact I was sitting here and I saw one of those. Are they just trying to give doctors more business? It's like, "You invent a drug. Then tell everyone to see us for more information. Ha ha ha! America will be ours!" Yeah, I think it's something like that. Anyway, I'm insane, don't listen to me, there is no conspiracy. Really, None. Good bye.

Nicky